As I busily prepare my root vegetables for a stress free (ha!) Thanksgiving tomorrow, I reviewed the list of "5 stupidest questions people ask the Butterball hotline" on Consumerist.com. Please note no. 5:
Can I take my frozen turkey into my sauna to thaw it faster?
And of course--why wouldn't I want my bird to enjoy the sauna with me?
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! After reading this list I whipped my turkey out of the sauna and put it in the fridge to thaw in a more conventional manner. Check back later to see if my loved ones survive tomorrow's feast.